Man Arrested For Breaking Into Homes And Tickling But*holes
TEXAS (Satire) Or is it? – The infamous “B*tthole Tickler” who had been breaking into homes in Dallas and tickling victim’s but*holes while they were sleeping has finally been captured.
The so called “B*utthole tickler” hit several homes and targeted at least a dozen people before being arrested.
His best cover was the element of surprise. Victims believed he was a harmless homeless man, but after being captured it was discovered he wasn’t homeless at all. When he was captured he was wearing “Yezzus” brand clothing that is estimated to be worth several thousand dollars.
The string of break-ins happened overnight. The community was so alarmed they started sleeping on their back.
We spoke we Blake Jackson who lives near two of the “B*tthole ticklers” victims homes and he told us:
“I slept on my back everyday. Now with this pervert caught, I can finally sleep on my stomach again”.
Police say they were able to identify him and arrested him today at 4 a.m. He is currently being held in the Tarrant County jail with no bond.