Author: Leo Ashcraft


Billy Ray Cyrus: The Devil Destroyed My Daughter & Disney Helped

Since condemning Miley Cyrus’ bong scandal in December, Billy Ray Cyrus hasn’t said much about his daughter or the controversies that keep surrounding her. But in an interview conducted a mere five days after the video leaked, for GQ’s March issue, he comes out swinging. “Every time something happened in Miley’s career, every time the train went off the track, if you will – Vanity Fair, pole-dancing, whatever scandal it was – her people, or as they say in today’s news, her handlers, every time they’d put me … ‘Somebody’s shooting at Miley! Put the old man up there!’” Billy Ray...


The Constitution Is 400 Years Old & More Pearls From Sheila Jackson Lee

The Democratic congresswoman could give the craziest Republican a run for his money with her history of wild statements. Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee of Texas proclaimed this week that the Constitution is 400 years old. In other words, its writing would predate the Pilgrims. But while she may be spending her time avidly re-watching the Pocahontas in hopes of getting a glimpse of John Smith jotting down the phrase “We The People,” you can read some more of Jackson Lee’s greatest hits below: If You Believe They Put a Man on Mars In 1997, while on a trip to the...


Congresswoman – Homicide Leading Cause Of Most Murders In America

Houston – Texas (Satire) Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee [D-Houston] presented a not so formal mass media conference where she announced that her current administration, via great efforts and much expense, had finalized a decade-old analysis which centered on the main cause of killings in north america. The lady was stated as saying that the final results were definitely largely going in the direction of “homicide” being the actual prime cause of the killings. This congresswoman has been cited as stating, “Datas uncover today give us a clearer portrait of a couple of possible cause for murder, but let’s be clear.....


Sheriff ‘not comfortable’ with what woman told police after driving into Vegas pedestrians

A woman was arrested on the Las Vegas Strip last night and charged with intentionally and repeatedly driving a car into pedestrians. One person was killed and dozens injured. Authorities say there’s no connection between planned New Year’s Eve celebrations in Las Vegas and the sidewalk crash on the Strip that killed one person and injured dozens of others. In a press conference today at noon led by Metro Sheriff Joe Lombardo, officials said that Holloway did tell them why she ran down the pedestrians, but because the investigation is ongoing they aren’t comfortable releasing the information to the public yet....


VEGAS MASSACRE: Witness Confirms Muslim Woman Screaming “Allahu Akbar”, ISIS Threat?

While reports have come in claiming the muslim woman who used here vehicle to mow down 40+ people while yelling “Allahu Akbar”.  We cannot divulge the identity of said persons.  However, new Facebook posts have surfaced indicating that the woman is positively Muslim and has a history of extremism.  The local authorities are reluctant to call this a terrorist act.  Though the public has already begun to make their decisions.  Whether this is a terroristic attack or ISIS related or inspired is still to be determined.  


Babysitter Discovers Clown Doll In Kid’s Room – Real Person, Raping The Child At Night

  OREGON – A 48-year-old pedophile is now behind bars after he was caught molesting a six-year-old little girl while she was left at home with a babysitter. According to police report, the baby sitter tells a chilling story of how the attacker was discovered. “The family had me scheduled to babysit Thursday, Friday, and Saturday evening so they could go out of town for their anniversary,” recalls the babysitter Chastity Cromwell in her report to the police. “On Thursday evening when I put the little girl to bed she said she was afraid to be alone. She told me...


Pope Says This May Be Our Last Christmas

Pope Francis told crowds in St. Peter’s Square that this Christmas might be the last one for humanity.  In a solemn sermon at the Vatican, Pope Francis has announced that Christmas this year will be a “charade” due to the fact that the globe is currently engaging in World War 3.   The Pope said that the current chaotic state of the world marks the beginning of the “end times”, and that this time next year the world is likely to be unrecognisable. Francis, who previously announced the beginning of World War 3, had labelled this year’s Christmas as a “charade” during a Mass at the...



A WOMAN IN A CAR WITH ITS WINDOWS DOWN SCREAMED “ALLAHU AKBAR” AS SHE RAN UP ONTO THE SIDEWALK AND RAN-OVER UPWARDS OF 40 PEOPLE IN LAS VEGAS LAST NIGHT An Islamic woman driving a car with a three year old child inside, who INTENTIONALLY drove onto the sidewalk to strike innocent people. Police, however, have been instructed by their superiors to NOT use the word “terrorism” in relation to this incident, because Las Vegas does not want tourists to be frightened away from the city. The driver, behind the wheel of a 1996 Oldsmobile, sped away from the scene. The...


TRUMP buys changes it to Trump site

The Donald has taken his feud with “Jeb” Bush to all new levels, buying the website and converting it into a Donald Trump memorabilia site. This comes to Jeb with the news of terrible new polls that have him sinking down to the single digits. Two other domain names that incorporate Bush’s name and the word president already exist but aren’t operated by his campaign. is a blog about a gay couple who owns the website and is used to oppose Bush’s record. That website says it was updated on Dec. 7 In another article we reported that Trump...


Trump purchases Clinton website, redirects to Trump site

Donald Trump pulled a “” on Hillary, purchasing on of her websites and redirecting it to his own personal campaign site. Visitors to the now defunct will now be redirected to as Americans laugh at Trump’s latest comedy to undermine the Democratic Front Runner. In an another article we reported  that Trump bought in a comedy: The Donald has taken his feud with “Jeb” Bush to all new levels, buying the website and converting it into a Donald Trump memorabilia site. This comes to Jeb with the news of terrible new polls that have him sinking down to...


Jack Webb’s “The Big Departure” Speech Still Holds True Today

In this episode of Dragnet which aired March 7, 1968 titled “The Big Departure”, a few teenagers want to start their own country on an island off the coast of California. They steal from local stores to fund their efforts. Jack Webb has THIS to say to them: Do YOU think this message still holds true today? Let us know in the comment section below, and please SHARE it with your friends on Facebook!


Woman Throws Bloody Tampon At DMV Worker – Fights Cop As He Tries To Arrest Her

Miami, Florida (satire) –  A 23-year-old Florida woman was arrested after she assaulted a DMV worker with the bloody tampon. The woman claimed she has AIDS. The woman, Kristen Myers approached the desk at the Florida Department of Motor Vehicles frustrated that she had been waiting for over 6 hours to get a photo ID. The DMV worker told Myers there was nothing she could do about the wait time and asked her to have a seat. That’s when Myers raised her hand and threw a blood soaked tampon at the workers face. Then she whispered to the woman, “I have AIDS...